Na(i)No Barsenge!

Tata Motors reported that Jeetendra has booked number of Nanos in all the existing colors. Not because his political career never took off. But, because he is a ‘Himmatwala’, who wants to woo his muse of yesteryears Jaya Prada, whose political career is booming. She is the same Prada that Devil wears and Japanese Motor Giants named their SUV Prado after. They just wanted to sound macho, hence the ‘O’.

Jeetendra took the car for a test ride and thought this was the ideal car, he was reported as singing his smash hit song, using the steering wheel as his most famous prop, ‘Dafali’ – Nano mein sapna, Sap(Na)No mein sajna…Well by applying basic mathematics theory, it can be deduced that Nano pe dil aa gaya.

Ekta decides to make a black comedy Gujarati film on the hula boo over the car manufacturers bidding Tata to Kolkata and coming into Gujarat. She intends to call it “Key Nano Mari Car Che.” Tushar Kapoor, but naturally, is the lead hero for the film and he does not play dumb (now that will require his entire acting prowess) in the movie. He cajoles his heroine, Sakshi Tanwar (Ex Parvati Bhabhi) over six Nano cars all at once, singing and dancing all the while. A special horn will be fitted in all the cars that go *Ding Dong Ding Bole* rather than the basic peep peep.

The end scene, to be shot over a period of 21 minutes (zooming on Tushar, then on Nano, again on Tushar, cycle continues the entire time) showing Tushar Kapoor all wealthy and mighty politician, dressed and looking like Che Guevara thundering in a voice that Sunny Deol and Sunil Shetty would be scared of: “Hoon Che,” “NaNo Che” “Aur Meri Tanhayi Che” (apparently Parvati Bhabhi has been killed by a haunted Nano ala Tarzan the wonder car style)…until tushar finds the killer car; until the everlasting victory.

Karan Johar chucked the plan to make a movie on the same lines as apparently he could not put a value of SRK on paper, he thought SRK was like a Share (equity), with unlimited premium loading on a random Face value. Err. SRK will co-produce a movie with Kjo and both are supposed to dance upon Nano on the lines of Chaiya Chaiya…”Is Car Car mein hum tum kare dhamaal!”

RTO wants to put ban on Nano running on Mumbai streets because they feel that all the rickshaw wallahs will buy this amazing piece of car and use it to ferry people. They, further, might charge people randomly and call it Nano-Meter, err.

People happy with Nano rolling out on the streets and now they can fulfill their dreams of owning a car. Tata is eyeing and vying that rural market will explode with Nano like mushroom farming and wineries did some years ago. Let’s see what future has in store, until then, its Nano Time.