This Republic day has ushered in nothing but huge humongous abundant discount sales in all malls, stores, E-tailers and retailers. Even goddamn newspapers. My eyes, mind and brains went on a 99% overload and could not take in anymore. Like a rodent on an overdose of cocaine and an attention span of meerkat, I have been dancing around from one sale to another sale; looking for another sale.
But here are some terrific terror sale ideas: Sarcasm intended.
1993 Bombay Bomb Blasts - Sale on Cars, Mobile Phones and Detonating electronics
2000 Red Fort Attack - Sale on Hiking, Rappling & Climbing equipment at Decathalon.
2001 Parliament Attack - Sale on Home Ministry, Parliamentary labels, Sirens, police & politicians light beacons...may be some bullet proof vests can be added for some extra special discounts.
2002 & 2003 Bombay Bus Bombings - Sale on BEST Bus Passes
2003 Bombay Train & twin Car Bombings - Sale on Train passes and Cars.
2006 Mumbai Train Blasts - Sale on Pressure Cookers.
2007 Samjhauta Express Blasts - Sale on Bags and Suitcases
2008 Mumbai Attacks - Sale on Mumbai Darshan tickets via Helicopter and Buses and Trains. Also sale on 3 Nights / 4 Days tour packages to Mumbai.
Dear Government of India, We have still not received justice for all these attacks. Sharad Pawar, the then CM of Maharashtra had blatantly lied during 1993 attacks that both communities has suffered. So many people have lost their loved ones and yet, peace with Pakistan continues,dialogue with Pakistan continues. I don't mind with that. But kill the terrorists. If you do not have that guts to order killing, take help of Russia, France and Isreal and outsource the jobs. They have more balls than you do. But enjoying republic day with sale rather than remembering the lost brothers and sisters in attacks is pure shame.
PLEASE ATTACK TERRORISTS AND SILENCE ALL TERROR CAMPS. THATS HOW WE WILL CELEBRATE REPUBLIC DAY. THATS MEANING OF REAL SHAKTI PRADARSHAN.
