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For a married man, like me, in early 30s, father to a 1.5 year old kid constantly being on the move owing to work can be a setback in the grand scheme of things.
What does a man miss when touring/travelling? Football, beer, buddies, 1 TB collection of porn?
Well, all those things and some more. Although Spending some quality time alone with Savita Bhabhi is definitely rejuvenating like some Ayurvedic aromatic oily mud based spa therapy, I guess.
So let's look at some salient features of this new Asus Transformer Book T100 and how it would help people like us during the time on the move.
1. Superior Performance the way you deserve: Damn. HD Touch screen, super fast intel atom quad core processor, decent internal RAM and being alone/on the move means you can watch blue ray quality porn, and show it to some of your Loksabha MP friends, if you have them and happen to meet em. Just steer away from Media though. Also imagine Skype-ing with your little kid on such display. "Mere toh Asoos, err, Asoo, Aa Gaye".
2. Take Charge of Power that never wants to end: While some how this sentence reminds me of the dynasty politics in India...the ASUS Transformer Book T100 comes loaded with battery juice which lasts for about 11 freakin hours. That means it lasts about 98.48% more than an average Indian/Chinese married male does in bed; with the lights off! But Remember what Spidy's uncle told him: "With great Power comes great responsibility". Use this power wisely and you could end up being as productive as the Mother Earth herself.
3. Proof that powerful things come in small packages: You disagree? Look at the two biggest populations of the world (Joke Courtesy: Russell Peters) and I rest my case there. But the ASUS TRANSFORMER BOOK T100 comes loaded with windows 8.1, Microsoft office (Student 2013), convenient to use keyboard dock and USB3.0. If you don't seem satisfied with this configuration then what you really need is may be Company ka diya hua sadela laptop, Maa ka Ashirwaad & some machine spun Underwear and Baniyan. If your company gives you an Asus Transformer T100 Book, then I would really trust the current cliche "Achhe Din Aa Gaye".
4. A whole new look that turns Heads: A laptop that turns into a tablet? How awesome is that man? If my General Physician knew about this my blood pressure and diabetes problems would go away just by using more and more of this Asus Transformer Book T100. Also a company that takes its Sci-fi seriously and names a product after Optimus Prime's race is super awesome.
I know hereafter I might sound sly, but what the heck. I mean who names their product an iPad? The more I use that device the more I feel its my "that time of the month". Imagine quoting Optimus Prime in reference with an Asus Transformer Book T100 to an Apple product user: "Just Remember, there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory." Apple products, unfortunately, persevere to remain the latter these days.
And if you are one of those social media freaks who keep updating minutest details of their life on to Facebook or Twitter - then this product, Asus Transformer Book T100 is made for you and other freaks like you. I suggest you marry it for Rs.32999.00 and call me for the reception.
Best Wishes,
Varun Gawarikar
@rantingindian
For a married man, like me, in early 30s, father to a 1.5 year old kid constantly being on the move owing to work can be a setback in the grand scheme of things.
What does a man miss when touring/travelling? Football, beer, buddies, 1 TB collection of porn?
Well, all those things and some more. Although Spending some quality time alone with Savita Bhabhi is definitely rejuvenating like some Ayurvedic aromatic oily mud based spa therapy, I guess.
So let's look at some salient features of this new Asus Transformer Book T100 and how it would help people like us during the time on the move.
1. Superior Performance the way you deserve: Damn. HD Touch screen, super fast intel atom quad core processor, decent internal RAM and being alone/on the move means you can watch blue ray quality porn, and show it to some of your Loksabha MP friends, if you have them and happen to meet em. Just steer away from Media though. Also imagine Skype-ing with your little kid on such display. "Mere toh Asoos, err, Asoo, Aa Gaye".
2. Take Charge of Power that never wants to end: While some how this sentence reminds me of the dynasty politics in India...the ASUS Transformer Book T100 comes loaded with battery juice which lasts for about 11 freakin hours. That means it lasts about 98.48% more than an average Indian/Chinese married male does in bed; with the lights off! But Remember what Spidy's uncle told him: "With great Power comes great responsibility". Use this power wisely and you could end up being as productive as the Mother Earth herself.
3. Proof that powerful things come in small packages: You disagree? Look at the two biggest populations of the world (Joke Courtesy: Russell Peters) and I rest my case there. But the ASUS TRANSFORMER BOOK T100 comes loaded with windows 8.1, Microsoft office (Student 2013), convenient to use keyboard dock and USB3.0. If you don't seem satisfied with this configuration then what you really need is may be Company ka diya hua sadela laptop, Maa ka Ashirwaad & some machine spun Underwear and Baniyan. If your company gives you an Asus Transformer T100 Book, then I would really trust the current cliche "Achhe Din Aa Gaye".
4. A whole new look that turns Heads: A laptop that turns into a tablet? How awesome is that man? If my General Physician knew about this my blood pressure and diabetes problems would go away just by using more and more of this Asus Transformer Book T100. Also a company that takes its Sci-fi seriously and names a product after Optimus Prime's race is super awesome.
I know hereafter I might sound sly, but what the heck. I mean who names their product an iPad? The more I use that device the more I feel its my "that time of the month". Imagine quoting Optimus Prime in reference with an Asus Transformer Book T100 to an Apple product user: "Just Remember, there's a thin line between being a hero and being a memory." Apple products, unfortunately, persevere to remain the latter these days.
And if you are one of those social media freaks who keep updating minutest details of their life on to Facebook or Twitter - then this product, Asus Transformer Book T100 is made for you and other freaks like you. I suggest you marry it for Rs.32999.00 and call me for the reception.
Best Wishes,
Varun Gawarikar
