Long Long time ago, during the dark ages, also popularly know as the Kal-yug, which has been continuing till date – Naseeruddin Shah in his pesky voice bellowed in a film personifying the holy trinity of Hindu Gods Brahma, Vishnu Mahesh – "Paap se dharti fati. fati fatii...Adharm se aasmaan...Atyachaar se kaampi insaaniyat... Raaj kar rahe haivaan...Jinki hogi taaqat apoorv, Jinka hoga nishaana abhed...Jo karenge inka sarvanaash...Woh kehlaayenge...Tridev! Tridev! Tridev! "
Now if you have fallen from your seat while laughing your ass off, let me translate for my English brothers and sisters and LTTE brethren who understand only Tamil – “Thy sins blasted the earth and non-belief smothered the skies, humanity shuddered under tyranny, reeling in a Satan’s rule…those whose’ power will be unique, whose’ aim will be impenetrable…those who will annihilate such devils, they will be called The Trinity…trinity…trinity (that’s echo for you).
And then we have nine (or more) contestants for the post of prime minister…that is one less avatar God Vishnu (10 avatar yet to be taken), the eternal maintenance keeper, ever manifested. From low intelligence level animals to higher intelligence animals…i.e. Men/part men part animals etc. But the problem is that he (Lord Vishnu) has played all those roles.
These days every tom dick and Harry wants to become the prime minister. The nukkad ka paan wala told me he is running for lok sabha (nothing wrong in it) but then says he will weigh his options in post poll scenario and then decide if he can become the Prime minister (that’s total dementia, I must say). He thinks it will be good for his business as well. Mayawati said if Man-Mohan (total macho) can become prime minister, allegedly a puppet doll, why can’t she? Lalu, Ram Vilas Paswan and Mulayam (not so macho; literal translation of name means soft...lol) – the fourth front musketeers all are in race to become P.M….as if mother earth was tired of Gandhi tyranny and Rath yatras that now she went pleading to these Be-Hari sons to deliver her from sins past 1947 committed by the last 14 sitting committees (Lok Sabhas). The real emergency begins now, so they say.
There is our very own Marathi Manoos Sharad Powar, who is in the race as well. He intends to commercialize
Lefty Kung Fu expert Prakash Karat(e) – he just loves Mao Zee-Dong. He is in the race to be P.M too, all through the third front. He does not want the
Where most of
The junk Indian news media said
After all wasn’t it JFK who said, Ask not what you can do for country but what your country can do for you? Err, that’s altered keeping Indian sentiment in mind and to cater to countless number of vote banks and Swiss Bank account holders.
Meanwhile, somewhere near South Block:
Morpheus to Neo: Did you vote neo?
Neo: but what is real, who is real?
Morpheus: Pan card, driving license and Bangladeshi illegal immigrants.
Neo: No, I meant about the world, in a broader sense.
Morpheus: Yes, Manmohan’s prime minister-ship and his decisions are real, in a broader sense.
Neo: What about the oracle behind him?
Morpheus: She is real too.
Neo: What? How come?
Morpheus: Because I believe.
Neo: Give me the god damn Red Pill. I better wake up and believe what ever I want to believe.
Now that’s democracy, is it not? Keep it real. And keep your fingers crossed. You never know, which of these “MACHINES” will swear in as the next P.M. But, swear they all will.