The BBMP had culled a bunch of waiters of a certain hotel for they had mauled three children, one of them, the CM’s son; the reason – children demanded food after the closing hours. Dogs from various areas were also killed for they had mauled small children, however, Dogs of Bangalore have been unfortunate in this regards – neither contraceptives nor sterilization; no food or life!
The central government has also come down heavily upon the Karnataka State government for its’ utter callous approach at curbing the Dog and Hindu menace – as recently seen in Bangalore mauling incidences and Mangalore riots. The top officials of the Karnataka government, on condition of anonymity, told our reporters that there have been direct orders to put to sleep, both these factions. All the money, thus saved, is to be used for upliftment of the minorities and families of the victims of dog bites, if they are minorities i.e.
All the resources, natural or human are to be claimed by the minorities first, said the P.M.
No party or any other news media, other than the Animal Welfare board, RSS and our news channel praised the efforts of Gujarat government for effectively carrying out sterilization of 45000 dogs in the city of Ahmedabad alone, since, such acts of balance by an opposition party was considered a threat to the central motto of – India Poised. The cotton farmers of Vidharbha though, are still poisoning themselves against the backdrop of booming economy and a linear growth in inflation.
The left factions meanwhile praised BBMP, not for they believed in culling of dogs, but because their Chinese comrades asked them to.
The communists further informed that culling humans was also not a bad practice if aesthetically done for pragmatic purposes. Large scale human massacres could also be justified if done for land acquisitions…
From each according to their abilities (fertile lands from the farmers) and to each according to their needs (Rs. one lakh car manufacturers and SEZ owners).
I, from the bottom of my heart, give zero Marxs to such innovative policy makers. May god bless them and rest their souls in peace (here, I pay homage to the murdered dogs and the mauled/killed little children of Bangalore).
* All names have been withheld for security reasons; the crimes are of such magnitudes that neither ‘The Bahadurs’ nor ‘The Bhaiyyas’ are willing to guard the witnesses. They have (witnesses) sought protection from Italian Mafia, at a hefty price of course; instead.
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